Love Me or Hate Me...I'm Still an Obsession

i noticed most of my following are self proclaimed gay men.

I have a secret…

If I were a dude…I’d be a gay man who loves fashion and broadway musicals…

I make a weird lesbian…sure I can build a shelf, talk about car engines and wear florescent orange outside of homo depot….i may or may not have a jack knife and flashlight key chain ready to go for emergencies but i prefer to gossip over a martini or margarita and be bitchy…is that SO wrong?! Not a lot of lesbian I know like that…what a shame!

Maybe in my next lifetime I’ll be a gay man.